Midges don’t bite!!
They may look like mosquitoes but they don’t act like them. Worst you’re going to get from midge swarms is a creepy-crawly sensation.
I guess they don’t have insects in New York, do they? Never had to contend with pests living there, huh?
Whiney buncha a-holes! Blaming their loss on some poor, little bugs!
Gee, does this make us the Israelites and the Yankees Pharaohs’ Egypt?? If so, then don’t we have 6 more plagues to go?
Boston, brace yourselves!! :-D